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May 30 2013

Pathan Mirasi Se

Pathan mirasi se: Tum butt ho?

Mirasi : Nahi mein mirasi hon

Pathan ne phir pucha:

Tum butt ho

mirasi Nahiiiii…

mai mirasi hon yaar mirasi

Pathan: Nahi Tum butt ho

mirasi guse se: han han mai butt hi hon

Pathan : Shakal se to mirasi lagty ho.

May 25 2013

Agar Pathan Bewaqoof Hote Hein To

Pathan Hai to Pakistan Hai

Dear friends!
Agar PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to:

1 bewaqo0f
pakistan ka phla prime minister
“LIAQAT ALI KHAN” na hota.

1 bewqo0f
cricket world cup jetne wali team ka captain
“IMRAN KHAN” or “YOUNAS KHAN” na hota.

1 bewaqo0f
pakistan ko atomic power nhi bna skta
“DR.ABDUL QADEER KHAN”

Aik bewaqo0f
37 balls pr100runs ka world record nhi bana skta
“SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI”

1 bewaqo0f
kbi Nishan-e-haider nhi pa skta
“KARNAL SHER KHAN”

1 beqo0f
squash ka world champion nhi ban skta
“JAHANGIR KHAN & JANSHER KHAN”

Respect our PATHAN brothers.
(pathan hai to pakistan hai)

May 28 2013

Ladka Ladki Ko Ek Hotel Main

Ladka ladki ko dinner ke liye ek hotel me le gya.

ladki ne khane me bohut mehange item ordr kiye.

ladka:  kbhi baap k sath bhi itne mehange item ordr kiye hai?

ladki: Nahi, Q K papa dinner k baad meri g-a-n-d nahi maarte.

May 25 2013

2 Pathan Cricket Match Dekh Rahe The

2 pathan Cricket Match dekh rahe the,

Afridi ne Six Mara,

1st Pathan: Wah kya goal kya hai,

2nd Pathan: Bewakoof goa is main nahi Cricket main hota hai…..

May 30 2013

Funny Pathan Messages

Pathan In Computer Exam

Examiner:

“What is Microsoft Excel?”

Pathan: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer :p :D

Geo pathan.

May 28 2013

2 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Aik Saath

2 Ladke 1 Ladki ko aik saath,

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Mathematics samjha rahe the,

Ap khud socho ladki ko kya samjh aye gi.

Aur iske baad

Ye bhi socho

Ke tumhari soch kitni gandi hai….Har waqt gande msgs chayien tumhain

May 28 2013

Ladki Garam Karne Ka Tarika

Ladki garam karne ka asan tarika
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Ek bada microwave oven lain,

Aura ladki ko us main rakh kar oven on kar dain….

Khud he garam ho jaye gi..

May 28 2013

Sardar Ne Sikh Ladki Ka Rape Kar Dya

Sardar ne Sikh Ladki ka rape kar dya,

Ladki rape ke baad: Main Rola pawan gi,

Sardar: Rola te main pawan ga,………Uton sikh te thalon Shave…..

May 24 2013

Ladki Ki Diary Ka 1 Page

Ladki Ki Diary Ka 1 Page:
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Ishq Aik Phool Hai Jis Ka Beej Dard Aur Iski Zameen Almiyaa Hai.. Jab Tak Is Sar-Zameen Par Na-Kaami Ki Barish Na Ho, Na Beej Phoot’ta Hai, Na Zameen Baar-Aawar Ho Kar Fassal Deti Hai.. Ishq Ki Mairaaj Khud-Faramoshi Hi Se Haasil Ho Sakti Hai…
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10 SAAL BAAD:
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Diary Ka 1 Aur Page:
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Gobhi 1 Kilo,
Tematar Adha Kilo,
Dhobi Ka Bill,
Bachchon Ki Fees,
Sink Ki Jaali,
Mortein (Cockroach Wala),
Aalia K Pamper,
Qarshi Ispaghol,
Panadol (2 Packet),
Saas Ko Call,
Nasreen Khala Ko Birthday Wish,
2 Burger (Anday Wale),
Blue Band,
30 Rupe Ka Easy Load

May 30 2013

Ladki Aur Coffee

Ladki aur Coffee me hamesha 6 qualities dekho : 1. Hot ho
2. chocolaty ho
3. tez ho
4. meethi ho
5. 2 minute me taiyar ho jaye
6. Raat ko sone na deti ho.